the way people instantly get happier whenever they see someone that’s important to them makes me want to cry like you can see them smile their whole face lights up their whole demeanor lights up and they just get so happy
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
I’m in a long distance relationship with Disney world.
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal